Sometimes, the absurdity is my friend

Today I was tired, and I want to seat for a minute.but where
I was siting?:) I can explain: today I have a breakfast
on my sofa, and I forget to take away my food at kitchen.
I seat and feel nothing.My mother look at me and began to say
to me:"What are you thinking about?, are you stupid or playing".
I seat in my past food, and all porridge was on me.

This is my Frankinstein...

Tomorrow, I will make a present to somebody.

See, that monkeys you are not stoned.