воскресенье, 28 июня 2009 г.

Never don't eat all food in wrong succession

Sour cream with fried zucchini

This I say to you, on his own yesterday's experiment.

Half day, I sat in the toilet and I thought that- not bad
to put a TV, there.

More: fish

I have more photos on fish's theme , but I chose the best.
That? we caught in "Water World"?
Such huge crabs,
I have not yet seen it. From this maybe prepared Tasty sushi.
I am surrounded!
When I fell between sharks , I don't know that I do.
And I started eat last nails .
Do you remember, plastic shark which is filmed in the
movie Jaws? I saw her!
Its nearly not old . All the same plastic.
The sister asked me, "she ate watermelon?".
See how I yawn !

пятница, 26 июня 2009 г.

The Museum of Thanksgiving for the great man on earth

Finally, we went up again in this museum. There, was so unusual.
We were in it already 1:30 AM - Museum closes at 3 clock.
Our tour started with a phone call at the door. (That would get
inside the museum need to call a secret's door). I called once a second
and then suddenly I heard a querulous voice.
Maybe it was the voice of disaffected jellyfish ....
I thought so.
In the beginning we saw skat.
We have learned that the fish-saw its skat too.

We have learned that with this saw, you can use while cutting trees.
" But the truth is it's secret weapon Djeday.
They is so big

that I could sit down like Nemo on them and swim with the
stream directly to Sydney ...
These fish (I do not know how their name is) hang in different films,
even in the Spange bob's room.

Spange if you see me now, you will know, that I took a couple of
these for you. I think it was fish - boomerang :)
Hey man why are you not smiling?
I am about he-he!


Actually I don't eat eggs, but from this I would have
eaten the eggs omelet?
Sorry Holly Egg!

понедельник, 22 июня 2009 г.

The new scar

Here,my hairstyle is AWESOME.

You think that it is a new movie with Harry Potter?.
No ...
Recently, I was scratched on the tree

and made himself such a scar. This is not a sticker or tattoo.
I wanted scar by the eye , like John Lock but turned out
Harry Potter. Joke(r).

The first version was .
But the fact that it don't fit into the picture, I cut it.

How to wash hair?

Usually, I am wash my hair under the faucet.
I wash two times In order to, take out the whole fat, which
meets on the hair . When, the hair is dry, in order to that
they don't would have been glued to my forehead, I take the
mother's hair dryer and I lift the hair up,
it looks funny but it is very convenient for the owner of the hair.

воскресенье, 21 июня 2009 г.

Hey man, she is blonde!

Yesterday in the morning I went to the garden. In the neighbors
garden was this man girl. It looks very real .
Her nose was made from tennis sword. Points, he probably
is borrowed from the Terminator, Feather from an Indian Joe.

пятница, 19 июня 2009 г.

Cockroaches's man


When my mother saw it she was scared and started
to shout at all "give me toilet paper! Now, I want "eat" ".
I never tried cockroaches on taste. Who then told me that
cockroaches are very sweet.



Then, dad said that it is possible to simply take in hands
and take out through the balcony. He wanted so, but when
dad take cockroach in his hands, he had fallen and fled.
My mother was in a panic - "How I will sleep now?".
But then she saw it, and killed.
But if my mom would not find it - where he would get? On the me?

четверг, 18 июня 2009 г.

Rahat lukum

Recently I ate this.
Just, I don't know how it name? AAaaa!

Rahat lukum. I don't like it. My uncle return in this sunday
from Turkey and is bring us.
On the box was this website http://kardelensekerleme.com
I honestly don't advise, you it is very bitter:(

English :lesson

If you only knew how I managed to write all these messages,
you would fall into a faint. At first glance, it looks nice and
robust, but at second glance is not so simple as it seems to be
(for me).
I taught French at school and I know the language is not bad but
with English I'm having problems. not a message that I write
in my blog does not pass without the help of my sister.
That’s how in my blog messages are born.

1. I am choosing a topic on which my further develop the idea.
Create something that I want you to write,
I open - http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=ru # submit.
For me, this is the best dictionary in the web. I write what comes
to me in the head (like now), choose the language with on what I
need translate the text. Then, click Translate.

In the original version, what I wrote above, translation
was so...:

If you only knew how I managed to write all these messages,
you would fall into a faint. At first glance, it looks nice and
robust, but at second glance is not so simple as it seems (to me).
I taught French at school and I know the language is not bad
but with English I'm having problems. This is not a message that
I write in my blog does not pass without the help of my sister.
Here are born in this blog are my messages.
1. I am choosing a topic on which my further develop the idea.
Create something that I want you to write,
I open - http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=ru # submit.
For me, this is the best dictionary in the web. I write what comes
to me in the head (as it is now here), choose the language with
which to coca, I need to translate the text. Then, click Translate.

2. In order to what had been a sense of what I write,
I call to help my sister. The best dictionary in the world for me is
my sister. She and begin to put on all words in order.
Today, we don’t eat turkey’s sandwiches but still I want her say -
Thank you! On the other hand is not very good that she knows all
that, I think. Becouse she read , when is translate my message.
May be I want to write something about it.

Thanks to my blog that it helps learn me -English.

среда, 17 июня 2009 г.

Why am I sitting in the bath without light?

I love our bathroom.

But most of all I like to sit in it without light.
Why do I light if you can without it. When I go
into the bath, my family asked me why I sit
in the bathroom without a light or in darkness.

So just more interesting, once you do not know where
at the time of cleaning teeth, you will get on your face
the same toothpaste, or who and whose or what soap
- for hand or foot that you shall have to wash the face.

Another version is that I'm afraid to look at myself
through the mirror that is hanging on the wall.
P.S.
...
...
No.

Mr. Darkness is just friends with me.
I would like that my father take out the light which
shines there.
If they can try too, maybe Mr. Darkness. can be a friend of them.

вторник, 16 июня 2009 г.

This turkey from TURKEY!?

This is not the day of Thanksgiving and it's not turkey!

Just I don’t eat for a long time whole prepared chicken.



Mom made it covering with - cream from the sun to don’t burn skin.

But from the solarium my chicken came out very sunburnt.

Even its old skin was dropped.

Recycle Bin

When I take out the carbage in Recycle Bin, I cover
already soiled toilet paper with newspapers and empty bottles.
But sometimes even that does not work. When the wind blows the
bottle fall out of clean buckets and the newspaper flies far away.
It's like when in Texas in the movie shows how to turn the dry
grass on the ground. Not so very pleasant that a person
can get my toilet paper.
We have still an old bucket, probably it has 20 years old.
I would like to have the new bin but also to have it without the cover.

So are more funny :)

понедельник, 15 июня 2009 г.

Now computer has 500 gigabytes

These days I have waiting til my computer will be brought back.
The audio driver inside computer was broken. Only today,
we have our computer at home.
Now computer has 500 gigabytes instead of 160 so that at least
I am able to download my favorite movies from the Internet.
On Friday we were in the Museum of Art.
It was very boring, we went to the museum and looking for
where is the exit.
We liked only
those knitted carpets
and
this picture but more its unusual name Billiards...

пятница, 12 июня 2009 г.

Guess, what is it?

I myself don't understood yet.

I am very interested in this exhibit . It was very funny
(and for you ,probably too).
The next exhibit was still mysterious -
prehistoric's rhinoceros.
There, was written that it is rhinoceros skull.

Good that they had written explanation in this way I will be
think -
why? THEY put the stones here?

четверг, 11 июня 2009 г.

Night at the Museum

On Sunday we spent our time a "Night at the Museum"
in the National Museum of Ethnography and Natural History.

This museum is divided into different rooms. We visited all
the halls. Everywhere was very interesting. Entrance to the
museum is not expensive, but for the fact that
who want to make pictures need to pay very more money .

We hid our camera and was seem like a two James Bond,
and when looker for hall was left , I took camera, and we quickly
being in panic pased for pictures till nobody have seen us
(like on Fashion TV).
Does either any of you burned Volcano?
No ... But I am :) I do not know what Volcano I woke up,
but I think that Vesuvius ...


If it saw one dog!

BRUCE (not) I am almighty.
Hey Rex give paw!


love at first sight still exists ...

At the end of the excursion, I wanted to take out garbage.

вторник, 9 июня 2009 г.

Pizza???????????????

Taste and color of Pizza , everywhere, is differently.
Every country is preparing in its own way.
When, my sister eat New York's Pizza, her did not like.

In New york pizza is big, lush, bright but she has bad taste.

Our Moldavian Pizza is smaller and not so beautiful like in New York
but pizza's smell is heavenly,

so havenly that even it's pity to leave at TRAY
a bit of olives and bacon.
Both of these pizzas have the same ingredients .
Cheese, pepper, tomato, mushrooms, chicken, mayonnaise.

понедельник, 8 июня 2009 г.

Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy's Pizza is a paradise on Earth.
I like very much to go there if do not take in mind that we go
there only once a year.
Menu, among them is very tasty and expensive.
We bought a pizza from Andy, saltless french potatoes
(not as in Macdonalds) with untasteful sauce,

it's nice that they have at least salt and pepper.

It is very funny when all laugh from me especially with a sister
when I am eating.

My left eye , I don't know why, do not listen me, probably because of
lack of salt in potato fries,

and shoulders, too ...
But with pizza I was satisfied, it is a pity that when I have come
home instantly say: '
Aloha Pizza!!!!!!!'

воскресенье, 7 июня 2009 г.

But how in this equipment to go to the toilet?

Today was unforgetable day. I wanted to go to the Firefighters's
Museum and persuaded my sister and dad to go with me.They
was agree and we go toghether.
Coming to the point place,
we saw fire engines and asked - is a museum of firefighters here?
They said no, but offered us a fire helmet (for photos). I have gone
with a fireman in the building and he suggested that
I wear all the clothes.


I was shocked. They put on me a lot of things:
masks, gas balloon, boots, and many others.
The equipment was so heavy that I could not bend and turn
(at the time, I would definitely not run to cross).
They tell us that the fire is 500-600 degrees of heat, so that
no man might withstand such pressures.
I am astronaut from Armagedon ...


It was very hard to extinguish the stone fire


they give us waterways "snakes"

суббота, 6 июня 2009 г.

One-eyed pirate

It was very funny, when I went to my room and I saw
in a cage, this picture.


Hugo Chávez looked very silly. Scallops shot in her.
Hey man you are marksman!

;)